Room ServiceR-RatedA gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone booth on Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance. The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work, a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace. What do you think?" The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might want to first dial 9 to get an outside line." November 19, 2004 378 |
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