Ride 'em, cowboy!

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up he asks " Why in the world are you dressed like this'?

Cowboy: " Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.... and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did... Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...So I did... Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says: "Now go to town cowboy...."

"So here I am."

July 10, 2007

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