Retired Sailor

PG-Rated


An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake.

He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and You're knot getting your money back"


July 31, 2009 1923

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