Republican Party AnnouncementsPG-RatedThe GOP National Committee announced that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others. Furthermore, it was reported that at a White House staff meeting there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that "Men do not have anginas." The President appeared especially perplexed when a member of his staff said that Cheney has "acute angina." May 11, 2009 1843 |
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