Playful...... Pinched........

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A man playfully pinched his wife on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose." Then he pinched her on the breasts and said, "And if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bras."

Angrily, she grabbed his penis and said, "Well, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the pool man, the postman, and your brother."

May 01, 2006

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