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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

He looked up and asked God, "Why did you make my wife so kind-hearted?"

The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her so good-looking?"

"So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

September 9, 2009 1963

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