Onestone

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Onestone

This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest. There he screwed her all day, he screwed her all night, he screwed her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant business.

Years went by until a woman named Red Bird returned to the village after many years away. Red Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "It's good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he screwed her all day, screwed her all night, screwed her all the next day, screwed her all the next night, but Red Bird wouldn't die.

What is the moral of the story?

 

You can't kill two birds with one stone.

February 10, 2010

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