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A blonde had all the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy-efficient windows. Twelve months later, she gets an irate call from the contractor complaining that the work has now been done for a year, and despite repeated bills, and collection notices, she has yet to make the first payment.

She replies, "Now, don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves."

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