Nosey NeighborPG-RatedLast Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my frosty can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened RayBan Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass." January 31, 2009 2065
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