North & South

The North has dating services
The South has family reunions

The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails

The North has saving the whales
The South has getting saved

The North has double last names
The South has double first names

The North has sensational tabloids
The South has neighbors

The North has the Mafia,
The South has NASCAR

The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races

The North has multiple branched family trees
The South has family trees with trunks and no branches

The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits

The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins

The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads

The North has flower gardens, bird baths, and flagpoles in front yards
The South has cars on blocks, pink flamingos, and washtubs in front yards