No!

A man with a 25 inch long member goes to his doctor to complain  that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration "is there anything you can  do for me?"

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you."

So the doctor gives him directions to the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Honorable Witch, my member is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to  frog, 'will you marry me?' When the frog says no, you will find  five inches less to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his member was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great! But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head  and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his member,

looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He  looked down at his member again,  15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you  marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many  times do I have to tell you? NO NO NO!!!!!!