NewlywedsPG-RatedA young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he's not very experienced himself. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him.eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... 'You want... Garlick chicken with carrifrowa?' 1486
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