Newlywed Cell PhoneG-RatedA young man wanted to get his beautiful wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone. She was all excited. She loved her phone. He explained to her all the features on the phone. The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang, and it was her husband calling. "Hi, hon," he said. "How do you like your new phone?" She replied "I just love it. It's so small, and your voice is clear as a bell. But there's one thing I don't understand." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" November 27, 2010 129 |
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