NEW BUMPER STICKERS FOR FLORIDAG-Rated[This went around roughly four years ago, in December 2000. The month after the presidential election.] FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait 'till you see us drive. FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction. FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed. FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote. FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again and again! FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts. FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice. Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida. Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way; 5 miles, wait 10 miles. September 7, 2004 287 |
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