NEW BREEDS OF DOGS

NEW BREEDS OF DOGS

The following breeds are now being considered for recognition by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu
Bull Shih Tzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Chow Chow + Basset Hound
Chow Hound - a gluttonous breed

Chinese Foo + Beagle + Airdale
FooBar - a military favorite

Flat-Coated Retriever + Czesky Terrier
Flat-Czesky - not a good dog for breeding

Brittany + Doberman Pinscher
Brittany Pinscher - Jason Alexander, but a dog we'd all secretly like to be

Kerry Blue Terrier + Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
Kerry Soft - the dog of the Bush campaign

Borzoi + Gordon Setter + Anatolian Shepherd + Bichon Frise
BorGor An Frise - just throw in a Coke