Never Fails

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A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "How will talking to me help?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

March 19, 2010 69

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