Men Jokes

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MEN and SEX: A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T" ......... examples of those days are: Tuesday Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, and Thunday.

WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED: A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said it was to go to the toilet, and 83% said it was to go home.

THE PERFECT BREAKFAST (as a man sees it): You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on he back of the milk carton.

November 25, 2006 1066

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