Married to a smart ass

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While watching the ball game on TV last year, my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

I hate being married to a smart ass.

April 14, 2006

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