Lunch Time

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; Corned beef and cabbage." If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed; Burritos again." If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The Redneck opened his lunch and said; "Bologna again." "If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

-Next Day-

The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps too.

The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death also.

-- At The Funeral-

The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says; "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again."

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; "I could have given him Tacos or Enchiladas, I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife.... Hey, don't look at me,"she said, "That dumb-ass makes his OWN lunch!"