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If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today.

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago drank all the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

October 8, 2008

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