Ladies Night Out

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male  dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it  to his butt cheek!

Not  to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.  She called  the guy back , licks  the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In  another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out  a
$50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill..   I'm worried
about the way things are going, but fortunately, she  just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My  relief was short-lived. 

Seeing  the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's  attention is focused on me, and  the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning  as I reached for my wallet.

What  could I do?

The  real woman in me took over! 
 
I  got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed  the eighty bucks,and left!!!!