Keeping the Beat

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I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me ... and I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

November 17, 2009 1991

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