How to Tell ... with Flies

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Stopped at a friends house the other day and found him stalkin around with a flyswatter. When I asked if he was gettin any flies, heanswered, "Yeah, 3 males and 2 females".

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone".

September 20, 2006 1000

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