How to Give 103%

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I thought you might appreciate the mathematical depth of this. We have all been to those meetings or have worked for someone where they want more than 100%. Here's to achieving 103%...

Here's a little mathematics that might prove helpful in the future! What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equals:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = only 98%

K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = only 96%

But, A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And, B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

September 18, 2006 998

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