How long till I can get a haircut?G-RatedA guy sticks his head into a barber's shop and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says: "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the Door and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop and says: "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the Shop and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said: "About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said: "Hey Bill, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then, he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when He leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said: "Your house." 11609
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