How I Learned to Mind My Own Business

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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.

I heard all the patients shouting, "13 ... 13 ... 13!"

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on ... and some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting, "14 ... 14 ... 14!"

October 18, 2009 1984

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