Horse's PosteriorPG-Rated[This is from my 2000 files, but I'm sure that there are versions floating around with the names changed to more current politicians of choice...] A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as Al Gore came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." Immediately, a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and left. A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Bill Clinton appeared on the TV. "He's a horse's ass too," he said. A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country!" " Nope", the bartender replied. "Horse country!" September 3, 2004 278 |
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