Hillbillies and Texans

Three Hillbillies from West Virginia and three Texans are traveling by train to the Super Bowl in Florida. At the station, the three Texans each buy a ticket and watch as the three Hillbillies buy just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Texans.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the Hillbillies.

They all board the train. The Texans take their respective seats but all three Hillbillies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Texans see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. After the game, they decide to copy the Hillbillies on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). At the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Hillbillies don't buy a ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Texan."

"Watch and learn," answers a Hillbilly.

When they board the train the three Texans cram into a toilet. Shortly thereafter the three Hillbillies cram into a toilet close by. Soon, one of the Hillbillies leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Texans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."