Here or Not

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Typical macho man married typical good-looking, sexy gal and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said, 'No, that's fine with me.'

'Here are my rules: there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not.'

May 6, 2009 1838

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