Help from Canada

G-Rated

You may have heard that the Canadian government has decided to assist the USA in the war against terrorism. They have agreed to send:

6000 ground troops
2 of their largest battle ships
6 fighter jets.

After the exchange rate the USA will receive:

2 Mounties
1 canoe
and a bunch of flying squirrels.

January 12, 2006

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