G-Rated
- "FOREIGN" Expressions
- "Senior" personal ads
- "The Last Photo I Ever Took" Contest...
- 10 Puns
- 21 Ways to be a good Democrat
- 22 Lines To Make You Smile
- 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
- 29 Lines
- 3 Old Ladies from Florida
- 50 dollars is 50 dollars
- 90 sec. of Zen
- A Blonde Guy II
- A Common Disease
- A Dancing Legend
- A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD
- A He Or She?
- A House in Heaven
- A Jewish Parrot
- A LETTER TO OUR FURRY FRIENDS
- A Little ER Help
- A Little Easter Make-up
- A Love Story
- A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
- A Poem for Computer Users Over 40
- A Senior Moment
- A Serious Scientific Enquiry
- A Slow Day at Sea
- A Toilet Brush
- A Tribute
- A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
- A Woman's Version of the Night Before Christmas
- A blonde calls the airline...
- Act of Kindness
- Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
- Adam and Eve
- Admit it...
- Ads from the past
- Advice
- Advice for your Daughters
- Afghan Blessing
- Aging
- Alaskan Street Gang
- Alfred E. Who?
- Always ask your bartender first.
- An Attractive Woman
- Analogy?
- Animals Are Really People in Disguise...
- Another Cat Found [PIC]
- Another Dream Shattered [PIC]
- Another Enron?
- Apples and Wine
- Are You Owned By Your Pets?
- Are you Kathlic?
- Arkansas SAT Answers
- As I've Matured
- Ascroft Visits an Elementary School
- BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
- BLONDES REALLY ARE DUMBER...
- Baby Fat
- Bad Dog
- Bad Parenting Skills
- Bad Year
- Bad memory, you say?
- Baked Beans
- Balance
- Barb and Rose
- Bathe with a friend
- Bathroom Art
- Bedtime virus
- Best one EVER
- Big Bob and The Twins
- Biker Chicks
- Bill, Al and Dubya
- Bird Flu hits Florida Trailer Park
- Birthin' Time
- Blond Collection
- Blond Detectives
- Blond Firing Line
- Blonde Airline Passenger
- Blonde Dedication
- Blonde Mail
- Blonde Not Am I [photo]
- Blonde Snow
- Blonde and the Christmas Tree
- Blonde on a Horse
- Blondes Cookbook
- Blondes against...
- Boat Anchor [photo]
- Bob and the Blonde
- Boomer Songs - Updated
- Boudreaux
- Boys
- Brave? Or Stupid?
- Breaking Election News!
- Bright Signs!
- Bubba and the Yankee
- Bubba and the twins
- Bubba goes to France
- Buford Goes to the Doctor
- Bumper Stickers
- C-nile Virus
- CATHOLIC GASOLINE
- CHANGING A LIGHT BULB - RELIGIOUSLY!
- COME AGAIN?
- COOKING WITH DOG HAIR
- Can Your Dog Read?
- Can you find the dogs?
- Canadian Health Care
- Canadian Weather
- Car For Sale [photo]
- Car Wars
- Cards for Men
- Cars and Computers
- Cat Found [PIC]
- Cat Heaven
- Cat Lovers Twelve Days of Christmas
- Cat Lovers Twelve Days of Christmas
- Cat Resolutions
- Catholic Horses
- Catholic Trivia
- Catholic Vacation
- Cats and Dogs [PICS]
- Cats and Lightbulbs
- Caught
- Change for a dollar?
- Changes in the Catholic Church
- Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul
- Children's Science Exams
- Chinese Food
- Chocolate Sings
- Christmas Wishes
- Christmas at the Pealy Gates
- Classified Ad
- Classmates
- Cleaning Poem
- Cleanliness?
- Coaches Retreat
- Colorado Barbie
- Computer Problem
- Computer Screen Cleaning [PICS]
- Computer Viruses
- Cooking
- Costello Buys a Computer
- Cows
- Cows, Revisited
- Cuteness: Cats & Dogs
- Cyber Haiku
- DO ELEPHANTS REALLY HAVE MEMORIES?
- DOG OR DAWG?
- Dear Abby
- Dear Abby
- Dear Dr. Laura
- Dear IRS
- Death Bed Confession
- Deer Hunting
- Deer Tick Warning
- Dellivering Chimpanzees
- Depressed George
- Development
- Did I read that sign right?
- Dining
- Discharged
- Do Not Be Late
- Do You Feel Like Working Today? [PICS]
- Does Mr. Webster know about these?
- Dog Pack Attacks Alligator [PIC]
- Dog Rules
- Dog Rules
- Dogs and Cats
- Don't Step on the Ducks
- Don't Talk to the Parrot
- Don't dump a clever woman
- Dressing your pets is just wrong...
- Drivers!
- Drunk Pumpkin
- Easter Animals
- Easter Hats
- Eating with Children
- Educated Blonde from Alabama
- Ego Booster
- Einstein, Picasso, and Bush At The Pearly Gates
- Elementary Motherhood
- Emergency Medical
- End of the World
- Engineers try to explain Women
- English 101
- English 102
- Ethics Test
- Ever See a Quarterhorse?
- Every Feel Like You're Being Followed? [PIC]
- Ex Husbands
- Exercise?
- Explain God
- Extreme Sports
- FISH AND WILDLIFE WARNINGS
- FOUR U.S. PRESIDENTS IN THE LAND OF OZ
- Face in the Mirror
- Face in the Mirror
- Fairy Godmothers
- False Teeth
- Family
- Favorite Things
- Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars
- Finding Jesus
- Fish Story
- Florida Biker with His Babe
- Flowers
- For Heaven's Sake
- For the animal lovers...
- Free Bar-B-Q Grill
- Free to Good Home
- Frog Story
- Funny Flight Attendant Announcements
- GAMES FOR WHEN YOU ARE OLDER
- GIFT WRAPPING WITH THE HELP OF YOUR CAT
- GITCHA MOMMA
- GIVING PILLS TO CATS AND DOGS MADE EASY
- Gas Prices
- Geek Laws
- Geezer Streaker
- Gender Designations
- Get Well...
- Getting Older
- Getting Older II
- Ghetto Chicks
- Ghost Story
- God Loves Blonds
- God and Eve
- Golden Years
- Golf Story
- Good Advice
- Good Dog
- Government [PIC]
- Green Side Up
- HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
- HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
- HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
- Half a Dozen
- Hands Free Cellular
- Happy Thanksgiving [PIC]
- Hate when that happens...
- Head scratchers
- Headlines from the year 2029
- Health Question and Answer Session
- Hearing Aid
- Hell hath no fury
- Hello!
- Help from Canada
- Hiccups
- Hillary Bumper Stickers
- Hillary Jogging
- Hillary and the School Kids
- Hillbillies and Texans
- History of Teach Math
- Holy Water
- Home Depot
- Homeless Woman
- Honda
- Horse For Sale
- Hot
- How Dishwashers Really Work [PIC]
- How It All Began
- How To Avoid The Flu
- How To Spot A Redneck Hunter With A DUI Conviction [PIC]
- How bad could it be?
- How do they survive?
- How long till I can get a haircut?
- How to Stay Married
- How to Survive a Minnesota Winder
- How to Tell if Your Cat is Doing Drugs
- How to embarrass your dog
- How to hug a baby.
- How to keep people from ringing your doorbell
- How to tell if your cat is male
- How to use the rebate
- Hunters
- Husband Version 1.0
- Husband of the Year Awards
- Hymn #365
- I Swear it was THIS BIG!
- I Wanna Be A Bear
- I am fine, how are you?
- I knew there had to be a manual...
- I want to be a stud
- I'll take the next flight...
- IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .
- IQ Test
- IRAQI Consitution
- If Men had to Vacuum [PIC]
- If Oil Prices Keep Going Up
- If Women Ruled the World
- If looks could kill
- If not there, your turn is coming............
- If...
- In The Cemetary
- Inner Peace
- Insurance Fraud
- Insurance Salesman
- Interesting "Facts"
- Interior Decorating for Dog Owners
- Interpreting Employment Ads
- Interstellar Spam
- Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device
- Irish Cemetery
- Isn't it amazing...
- It Sorta Makes Sense
- It's True!
- It's a Puzzle, Alright
- It's about to be a very bad day...
- It's uncanny...
- Jeep Stuck?
- Jesus, Mary, Joseph and ...
- Just a bit Irish
- KIDS IN CHURCH
- Keyboard for REAL Programmers [PIC]
- Kids and Religion
- Kids are Too Quick Sometimes
- King Arthur and Women
- Kittens [PIC]
- Kitty Baths
- Kitty Rock
- Kitty Sunbathers [PIC]
- Kodak Moments
- LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
- Let Sleeping Dogs ... Sleep
- Letter from a farm kid turned Marine...
- Lie Clocks
- Life
- Life in the New Millenium
- Life isn't fair
- Life's Lessons Learned
- Light at the End of the Tunnel [PIC]
- Like a newborn baby.
- Lipstick In School
- Little Johnny on 'Tragedy'
- Living Will
- Living in 2007
- Living in 2008
- Logic Test
- Looking Good! [PIC]
- Lord of the ...
- Lost Dog
- MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
- MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
- MORE DUMB CRIME STORIES!
- Mad Cow Disease
- Man of the House
- Man's Best Friend
- Marriage Seminar
- Marriage and Religion
- Marriage in Heaven
- Martha...
- Maybe you haven't seen it all [PICS]
- Medicare Explained
- Memory Bank
- Memory Joggers
- Men Working
- Men and Women
- Men will never learn.
- Mensa Convention
- Microsoft Windows for Hillbillies
- Microsoft Word for Blondes...
- Mid-life Musings
- Minnesota Bird Feeder [PICS]
- Minnesota Women
- Minnesotians and their computers
- Morality Question
- More Cat Haiku
- More Truisms
- Morons!
- Mother In Law
- My Forgetter
- My Friend...
- My New Diet
- My Resume
- My Thighs Were Stolen From Me...
- NBA OR NFL?
- NEW BREEDS OF DOGS
- NEW BUMPER STICKERS FOR FLORIDA
- NEW WORDS FOR 2006
- Never Give Your Dog a Beer [PIC]
- New Hearing Aids
- New Meanings
- New Words
- New Year's Advice
- New, Improved Parking Lot
- Newlywed Cell Phone
- Newspapers and Who Reads Them
- No Job Too Big
- No One is Above Suspicion [photo]
- Noah
- Noah in the modern day
- North & South
- Not Tonight
- Not Your Average Blonde
- Not a happy kitty
- Not da Mama!
- Now THAT's a catfish!
- Nutritional Advice
- Office Exercise Program
- Oh, Canada!
- Oh, to be the dog...
- Oil Change Instructions
- Old Friends
- Old Is...
- On Aging
- On Getting Old
- One Clever Female
- One Liners
- One Serious Speed Trap
- One of these is not like the others...
- Oops [PICS]
- Optical Illusions
- Our Constitution
- Out of The Mouths of Babes
- Out of the mouths of babes 2
- Out of the mouths of babes 3
- Out of the mouths of babes 4
- POLISH DIVORCE
- PONDERISMS
- Painful Gandhi Pun...
- Painted ceiling for a smoking area
- Palm Pilot for Rednecks
- Panhandling
- Passports
- Patience
- Paying for the War
- Pet Antics
- Pet Costumes
- Pets
- Picking Hymns
- Picture of the Perfect Man [PIC]
- Pilots versus Engineers
- Pilots you don't want...
- Please Unsubscribe Me From This List
- Plumber's Ad
- Ponderables
- Pork
- Post Turtle
- Predictions
- President-Elect
- Presidential Lightbuld Joke
- Prison versus Work
- Problem Solved
- Problems with the phone
- Prognosis Good
- Proof of Purchase
- Public Toilet
- Pumpkin Collection 2004
- Pun Collection
- Quintessential Jewish (or any other kind of) Mother
- Quotes
- REDNECK HAIKU
- RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
- Ramblings of a Retired Mind
- Ramblings of a Retired Mind
- Random Thoughts
- Ratings
- Reading Test
- Ready for a padded room?
- Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!!
- Reasons to Live In Canada
- Red Ears
- Redneck Air Conditioning
- Redneck Cat Carrier
- Redneck Divorce Letter
- Redneck Facts
- Redneck Hot Tub
- Redneck Love Poem
- Ride 'em, cowboy!
- Rocket Scientists
- Romance Writing
- SENIOR DRESS CODE
- SOMETIMES IT DOES TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST
- Safari
- Satan and the Old Man
- School Notes
- School Reports
- Seattle Shoes [PIC]
- Senior Moments
- Senior Moments new & old
- Senior Scooter
- Senior Smarts
- Senior Tour Bus
- Serenity Prayer
- Sharing your bed with the dog (or cat)
- Sheriff's car
- Shopping
- Sights you may not see in a lifetime
- Signs of the Times II
- Sissy
- Six Again
- Slow Down!
- Smart Blonde Joke
- So In Love
- Some things are just not worth bargaining down
- Southern Zodiac
- Speeding
- Speeding Ticket
- Squeezing Every Last Drop
- State Mottos
- State Police
- State of the Union, 2008
- Stories from the Belfry
- Stress Test [PIC]
- Sun Worshipper
- Super Granny: Defender of Justice
- Super Heroes [photo]
- Surveillance Camera [PIC]
- T'was The Day After Christmas
- T-Shirts
- THE CLASS OF 2007
- THE OIL SHORTAGE
- THE PURPLE HAT
- THE THIMBLE
- THE YEAR 1955
- THIS HAS TO STOP!
- TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF MARTHA STEWART HAS BEEN AROUND YOUR DOG
- TRAGEDY IN LAKE WOEBEGON, MINNESOTA
- TWO CASINO DEALERS AND A BLONDE
- Tailgating
- Take my kids!
- Tax Cuts: Democrat and Republican Style
- Taxi Driver
- Taxi Driver
- Tea Service
- Teach Your Children Well
- Technology for Country Folk
- Ten Best Things to Say if You're Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
- Ten Commandments
- Tennessee Bird Dog
- Test for Dementia
- Texas T-Bone
- Thanksgiving Forecast
- Thanksgiving Night
- The $2 Bill
- The Age Barometer
- The Alberta Farmer
- The American Way
- The Ant and The Grasshopper
- The Atheist
- The BBQ
- The Banana Test
- The Bear Blessing (w/ Penguins)
- The Begining of the End
- The Best Blonde Joke Ever
- The Best Blonde Joke Ever - Again!
- The Best Singles Ad Ever
- The Blind Bunny
- The Bronze Rat
- The Cats' Bill Of Rights
- The Chippendales
- The Circle of Success
- The Clocks
- The Computer Swallowed Grandma
- The Computer in Spanish
- The Dark and Stormy Night Contest
- The Dolphin Stress Test
- The Dude
- The Easter Bunny
- The Elderly Golfer
- The Elevator
- The End of Thinking
- The Fairy...
- The Farmer
- The Funeral
- The Gender of Computers
- The Great Northwest
- The Heedless Congregation
- The Husband Store
- The ID Ten T Error
- The International Sign for Marriage
- The Iraqi Football Star
- The Kiss!!
- The Lawyer and United Way
- The New Element
- The New Restaurant
- The Next Survivor
- The Outhouse
- The Perfect Dog
- The Perfect Man
- The Pirate
- The Portrait
- The Price?
- The Psychic
- The Root of All Evil
- The Rules - According to Men
- The Secret to Inner Peace
- The Senility Prayer
- The Sisterhood
- The Solution
- The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets
- The Straight Dope On Food & Exercise
- The Stud
- The Telephone
- The Test of Three
- The Theology of Kids
- The Thermodynamic Characteristics of Hell
- The Train Ride
- The Trucker and the Blonde
- The Ultimate Female Fantasy
- The Value of Undies
- The pain of being Blonde
- The state of the law...
- The three bears - another version
- Things aren't always what they seem
- Things you have to believe to be a Republican today
- This could explain a lot...
- Thought Provoking
- Thoughts for the day
- Three Blondes
- To Your Health
- Toilet Cleaning Instructions
- Tomatoes
- Too Cute Pics
- Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
- Top 12 New-Year's Resolutions Made By Pets
- Tracking down Title
- Treatment
- True Redneck Tank Top [PIC]
- Truisms
- Twas the Night Before...
- Tweety's Prayer
- Two Drops
- Two Old Guys
- Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
- Two Wishes
- Two Women at the Pearly Gates
- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
- Understanding
- Understanding Engineers
- Understanding Men
- Unions
- Unique exercise for building muscles in "older" people
- Unusual Pets
- Updated Songs For Boomers
- VOCABULARY SPIN
- Van Gogh's Family Tree
- Vandalism at its best
- Videos
- WARNING FROM PAKISTAN
- WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS
- WHO SAYS THAT COPS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
- WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN
- WOMEN'S REVENGE
- Waiting ...
- Waiting for a miracle [PIC]
- Wal-Mart
- Wal-Mart Cake [PIC]
- Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
- Walking with legs apart
- Wanna see my boobees?
- Watch Your Health
- Watch out for this scam
- Water
- We See - They See [PICS]
- Weight Loss Program
- Well, this was bound to happen...
- What Did You Think I Said?
- What Peace Looks Like
- What are Friends for?
- What your puppy does when you're not at home
- What's Your IQ?
- What's in a Name?
- When Insults had class!
- When hens eat Fruit Loops
- Where Would You Be?
- Where's the Kitty?
- While You're At Work...
- Who are You Voting For?
- Who to Blame?
- Who's First?
- Who's on First - Updated
- Why I fired my secretary
- Why Markers Don't Make Good Christmas Presents
- Why Old Folks Don't Have Babies
- Why Women Live Longer than Men
- Why are we still there?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why do men die first?
- Why, Why, Why
- Windows 2005 - Special Edition
- Windy?
- Winter Exercise Routine
- Wisdom of 6th Graders
- Woman's remote [PIC]
- Women Over 40
- Women and Horses
- Wood Chopping Rules
- Word Play
- Word Play II
- Words of Wisdom
- Words of Wisdom
- Working The System
- Working Wife...
- Working in the Dark
- Workman's Comp Claim
- World's Shortest Fairy Tale
- Worlds Easiest Test
- YABJ: Yet Another Blonde Joke
- YOU KNOW YOU WORK AT A LAW FIRM WHEN...
- Yes Dear [photo]
- You have the right to be offended
- Young Priest
- Your House
- Your Job?
- Your tail light's out
- ZEN THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
- Zero Gravity
- Zero to 200