Golfer at the dentistG-RatedA man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anythingto kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him your tooth." September 12, 2008 1645 |
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