Golden Years

Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age...

For example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only in there for about 10 minutes.

When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He looked up,then ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a heartless Nazi bastard. He glared at me and then started writing another ticket for worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. I called him an asshole and a pig. Then when he started writing a third ticket when I called his mother a slut and a whore.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a crap. I came downtown by bus.