Gambling your way into Heaven...R-RatedQueen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide one among them. St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven. So she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him if He's able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Queen Liz the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "Ok, Your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations; she performs a disgusting personal hygiene act; she gets in and I don't?" "Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day." March 29, 2007 1183 |
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