Free to Good Home

After hanging up with a woman who's husband has made the infamous "it's me or the dog" threat, I assured her that I would put the word out there today. I'm confident if we all work together, a loving, permanent home can be found. So, here goes, feel free to cross post.

FREE TO GOOD HOME:

Male, age 38 - however, sometimes can act just like a two year old. Will sometimes throw hissy fits if he doesn't get his own way. Prefers women, although if the *right* guy came along, who knows? VERY possessive of the remote control, if you try and touch it, he may attack. He will sit with you for short periods, but cuddling, not-so-much, unless he wants something. Favorite foods are Pizza and Beer, and that's Real Beer, not light beer. Will get an attitude if you mention that Real Beer will make him look pregnant. Messy. Loud. Knows some tricks, such as the quarterback dance.

Can be obnoxious at times, very sweet and loving at other times. Not a bad sort, really, but current owner just can't live with the drama anymore.

If you're interested in acquiring him shipping is an option. You must pay for First Class - sorry, but as noted above he's dramatic. He does not have a crate, but comes with his own recliner. Comes with some money, but will get an attitude if you ask for some.

Call or e-mail for more info!