FOUR U.S. PRESIDENTS IN THE LAND OF OZ

Four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ.

They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.

"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."

"You're an easy one. No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I....... I think I need a heart."

"That's not too big of a stretch either. Done!" says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush who sadly said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"It might take a little work, but no problem!" says the Wizard. . "Consider it done."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?"

"Is Dorothy here?"