Fairy Godmothers

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A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for her and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire. He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and boom! He was 90...

(Don't you love fairy godmothers!)

September 26, 2006

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