Exercise?G-RatedIt is well documented that for every minute you exercise, you add a minute to your life. This enables you, at 85 years of age, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month!
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is!
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks... especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
And last, but not least,
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