Evening Out

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Two women go out one evening without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them quite drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they decided to go there anyway. The first one took off her panties and used them to dry herself and discarded them.

The second one thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath to dry herself. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night. My wife came home without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you."

May 31, 2007

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