Does Mr. Webster know about these?

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
A.Female................Any part under a car's hood.
B.Male..................The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A.Female................Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
B.Male...................Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A.Female.............The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
B.Male................Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
A.Female..............A desire to get married and raise a family.
B.Male...........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5.ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A.Female.............A good movie, concert, play or book.
B.Male...............Anything that can be done while drinking.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A.Female............An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B.Male...............A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A.Female...........The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B.Male..............Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A.Female............A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B.Male..........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.