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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.....................................49

Adventurous...............Slept with everyone

Athletic.............................No boobs

Average looking..........................Ugly

Beautiful...................Pathological liar

Emotionally Secure..............On medication

Feminist..................................Fat

Free spirit............................Junkie

Friendship first..................Former slut

Fun..................................Annoying

New-Age.........Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.......................No B.J.'s

Open-minded.........................Desperate

Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate.......................Sloppy drunk

Professional............................Bitch

Voluptuous...........................Very Fat

Large frame........................Hugely Fat

Wants Soulmate........................Stalker

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