Detective Story

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This story concerns three elderly ladies, a large bottle of Jack Daniel's (Black Label), and a baseball game. In addition, you get to be a detective.

Our three protagonists went to their first Mariner's game; something that was an occasion of great excitement to them. To add to the excitement, they smuggled a bottle of booze into the game, and started immediately to enhance the soft drinks they bought.

It was a good game. There was a lot of action on the field and a lot of action in the stands. All too soon, long before the game was over, the bottle was nearly empty.

By now, I have given you enough information to be able to tell us how far along we are in the game, and what the status of the game is.

Have you figured it out yet?

It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.

April 5, 2009 1807

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