Dessert Topping

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A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper," an ice cream parlor, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis!"

June 27, 2007

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