Claude & Maude

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Claude and Maude, both 91, lived in a senior residence. They met one day in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening, and afterwards, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and, age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As both were basking in the glow of the magic moments they had shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts:

Claude was thinking:"If I had known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle...."

Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still get it up, I'd have taken off my panty hose!"

July 13, 2004

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