Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Paranoid Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas, But I've Forgotten.

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Compulsive - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn.

Borderline Personality - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me!

Personality Disorder, NOS - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why.

Depression - Silent night, Holy night. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...

Passive Aggressive - On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me (and Then Took It All Away).