Chris Rock Quote

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"You know the world is going crazy when ...

the best rapper is a white

the best golfer is a black guy,

and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.

The Swiss hold the America's Cup,

France is accusing the US of arrogance,

Germany doesn't want to go to war,

and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

Need I say more?"

December 17, 2004 406

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