Bubba's got two!

Bubba died in a fire and he was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba there." The mortician thought thist was rather strange.

He ushered Daryl out and brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician, completely bewildered, asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup" said Gomer, "everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say,"Here come Bubba with them two assholes."