Bubba and the twinsG-RatedBubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. "I really like the name Denise." Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew." 1067
Funny? Bookmark It on Del.icio.us |
Home Forwarded Funnies In Your Mailbox Subscribe to the Forwarded Funnies Update mailing list, and each time a new item is posted, you'll get notified by email. Just click on the link in the notification email (why?), and you'll get your daily laugh. It's just that simple. |
|
|
Email's primary purpose seems to be quick and easy distribution of humor. Where do jokes come from? Who knows? But sooner or later, the jokes stop here. |