In response to the many positive comments concerning our new MA (Male Arts)
degree, the Faculty Senate and Board of Trustees today gave their final
approval to the PHD (Praise Husband Daily) degree. Enrollment will be limited
to married females. This interdepartmental degree does not require a
departmental major, but is rather a prescribed course of study with some
available electives (see below). All courses, with the exception of elective
courses, must be taken in sequence. The goal of this degree should attract many
candidates: Become a Real Woman!
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
FEM 101: Debunking the Feminine Mystique
FEM 102: Beginning Practical Plumbing
FEM 103: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
FEM 104: Why Men Would Rather Choose Their Own Neckties, Cufflinks, and Cologne
(guest lecturers and required field trips)
Winter Schedule
FEM 110: Understanding Chainsaws
FEM 111: Theory and Practice of Weekly Poker Games (1/2 course)
FEM 112: Coaching Little League Sports
WWK 100: Woodworking: Introduction to Practical Carpentry
HRP 101: Home Repair-Floor and Table Lamps (1/2 course)
ECON 001B: What's His is His
Spring Schedule
FEM 120: How Not to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong (see MEN 120)
FEM 121: Understanding Your Incompetence (See MEN 121)
FEM 122: Societal and Practical Relevance of Bare Feet, Pregnancy, and
Kitchens
FEM 123: The Importance of Fishing Rods and Shotguns
ECON 001C: Appreciation and Care of the Bacon HE Brings Home
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101F: Headache Prevention and Cures
SEX 102F: Awake is GOOD!
SEX 103F: Philosophy of Sex as Soporific (seminar)
SEX 202: Effective Tampon Disposal
Elective (See below)
Winter Schedule
FEM 210: The Purse: Overcoming Your Dependency
FEM 211: Overcoming the Urge to Look Younger Than Your Daughter
FEM 212: Introduction to Sociable Drinking at Neighborhood Watering Houses
FEM 213: Believe Me, You Don't Look Like Nicole Kidman
FEM 230A: Calendar Management for Golf and Fishing
Spring Schedule
FEM 220: Eliminating Public Discussion of Your Girlfriends' Sex Lives
(pass/fail)
FEM 221: Advanced Golf and Fishing Scheduling; The Importance of Deer and Duck
Seasons
FEM 222: Practical Co-Pilot Navigation Through Applied Map Reading
FEM 223: Daily Headaches Are Abnormal (see SEX 101F above)
Course Electives
EAT 101: Mastering the Art of the Steak
EAT 102: Why Quiche and Radicchio Are Not Foods
EAT 103: Mastering the Art of Your Mother-In-Law's Cuisine
EAT 104: Accepting Paper Towels and Paper Plates as Napkins & Dishware
FEM 231: Mothers-in-law
FEM 232: Appear to Care
FEM 233: True Humility is Acquiescence
ECON 001C: You Can Read The Menu Wherever You Want, So Long As You Eat At
Home
HDW 101: Hardware I: Differentiating Between a Monkey Wrench and a Router
HDW 102: Beginning Tablesaw
HDW 103: The Plumber's Friend in Theory and Practice
Registration is now open.
