Boy, Girl

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Three women were sitting in an obstetrician's waiting room for their appointments. The redhead announces proudly, "I'm going to have a boy!" How do you know? one of the others asked. "I was on top, so I'm going to have a boy."

The brunette says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl! I was on the bottom, so I'll have a girl."
With that, the blonde bursts into tears. What's wrong? the others ask. The blonde looks up and cries, "I'm going to have a puppy!"

April 28, 2009 1830

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